Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler April 5, 2018

pickle dick

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).

if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!

by John546 May 6, 2007

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 25, 2007

Pickle Dicking

When a man leaves his penis in his wife's/lover's vagina and/or anus for hours after ejaculating inside of it.

I fell asleep so fast after coming, I ended up just Pickle Dicking it.

by Poket November 21, 2011

Pickle Dick

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes

Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!

by Ray Lockwood April 16, 2016

pickle dick

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.

Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!

by en fjant April 27, 2022

Pickle Dick

Its when you ecumulate alot of sweat and leftover piss and jizz on the end of your penis, It smells like Vinegar or Pickles.

Wow, You have a stinky Pickle dick

by Dr Ushnundarf September 21, 2012