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I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.

She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.
Phone dick by BurntS November 9, 2014

dick-to-phone 

The definition of dick-to-phone means a good connection.

Like when you have the dick-to-phone connection.

Honey, can you turn on the dick-to-phone ?
Dick-to-phone ??!!

Now THAT's a GOOD connection !!!

Can you put that on tape for me, please ?

Thank you...

on the phone with dick 

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.
Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.
dickphobe by Puds Hair February 10, 2006
n.- An individual (usu. a woman) who has an intense fear of dicks due to aversion to, or lack of sexual experience.
1. I know Jenna's a virgin, but if she doesn't quit being such a dickphobe, then she'll be doomed to be one forever!

2. I swear Delilah is concealing her own morals about sexual intercourse by remonstrating to her peers that her parents are extremely puritanical and austere. She's the one who thinks sex out of wedlock is reprehensible. What a dickphobe!

dickshoneri 

hai, ai em iusing di urbun dickshoneri