Mike sure gets uncomfortable around gay dudes. He's such a dickphobe. I think he may actually be gay himself.

1. I know Jenna's a virgin, but if she doesn't quit being such a dickphobe, then she'll be doomed to be one forever!

2. I swear Delilah is concealing her own morals about sexual intercourse by remonstrating to her peers that her parents are extremely puritanical and austere. She's the one who thinks sex out of wedlock is reprehensible. What a dickphobe!