Dick Parka 

the covering of skin that surrounds the head of a penis when a man is uncircumcised.

bob:dude what is that?

john: man its my dick parka. it helps keep it warm.

Dick Parka by jimboy929 October 10, 2009

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

para-dick-trous by Sparksitup July 8, 2012