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para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

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Having to perform hand jobs with both hands and both feet.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the masturbating with BOTH hands and your feet, man?

Oh that, yah I'm Quadra-dick-trous.

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