para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 08, 2012

Quadra-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands and both feet.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the masturbating with BOTH hands and your feet, man?

Oh that, yah I'm Quadra-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 08, 2012