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Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.
by Cantevenonym April 05, 2016
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