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Dick Mold 

The fungus that grows under your foreskin when you don't clean it well.
Ben told me to slide into his DMs but he really ment his dick mold how gross he must not shower
Dick Mold by Me noone February 18, 2022
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mold dick 

Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.

Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience
The new Governor of Washington State, Alex Samuel, is "Mold Dick"
mold dick by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018

moldy dick 

a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.
he shagged a smelly fishy vagina and ended up with a moldy dick.
moldy dick by clintus crews January 21, 2019

Moldy Dick

Portmanteau of “Moby Dick” and “moldy.” He’s packing an uncircumcised whale in his pants, but it’s not clean.
Person A: “His cock was super big, but it was so nasty I couldn’t go down on him.”

Person B: “Queefqueg from Moldy Dick.”
Moldy Dick by moldiestdick March 18, 2026