Dick Measurer 

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.

Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.

Dick Measurer by The Reverend McCready January 17, 2009

The Standardized Dick Measurement 

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Standardized Dick Measurement by DrFuck February 12, 2021

Tape Measure Dick 

A dick so large it demands a measurement.

"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''

Tape Measure Dick by jodedorez October 20, 2010