Dick Johnson 

The best name EVER.... because you know..... it means penis, twice.

Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."

Dick Johnson by T-Rex-Man November 29, 2009

dick johnson 

when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.

"stop cheating dick johnson. "

dick johnson by woooooooowww January 27, 2019

Big Dick Johnson 

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

Big Dick Johnson by MMMMMJohnson April 5, 2013

Needle dick johnson 

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair

jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse

Needle dick johnson by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008

long dick johnson 

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

long dick johnson by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

Dick Long Johnson 

The best name for a male person possible.

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"

Dick Long Johnson by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012