Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Dickhydration

When a lady is not getting enough dick and are thirsty for any they can find

She didn't mean to have sex with her bestfriends brother, the dickhydration took over .

by Cruzron4 October 15, 2015

Dickhydrated

Being without dicks for long periods of time

damn bitch ive been dickhydrated since i stopped fucking with that long dick nigga

by lezlievr December 30, 2017

Dickhydrated

feeling the effects of being dickless for long period of time

damn bitch im hella dickhydrated since i stopped fucking with that long dick nigga

by lezlievr December 30, 2017

Dickhydrated

When a juicy wet pussy goes so long without good dick it dries up and dies.

Rachel!! It has been like 6 hours since the last good wood I got! My cooka is so dickhydrated it’s ashy!!!

by Bobby Sinatra July 20, 2023