Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

Dick Hydrant by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Dickhydration 

When a lady is not getting enough dick and are thirsty for any they can find

She didn't mean to have sex with her bestfriends brother, the dickhydration took over .

Dickhydration by Cruzron4 October 15, 2015

Dickhydrated 

Being without dicks for long periods of time

damn bitch ive been dickhydrated since i stopped fucking with that long dick nigga

Dickhydrated by lezlievr December 30, 2017

Dickhydrated 

feeling the effects of being dickless for long period of time

damn bitch im hella dickhydrated since i stopped fucking with that long dick nigga

Dickhydrated by lezlievr December 30, 2017

Dickhydrated 

When a juicy wet pussy goes so long without good dick it dries up and dies.

Rachel!! It has been like 6 hours since the last good wood I got! My cooka is so dickhydrated it’s ashy!!!

Dickhydrated by Bobby Sinatra July 20, 2023