dick hog

A woman who can't get enough dick and tries to steal all the dick she sees any other woman with. Often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like Ned Beatty did in the movie "Deliverance" at the critical juncture of rooting. She is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. At times, she can be a really good girl to know. She only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the dick is easier to accomplish. The young dick hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. Dick hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a dick presents an opportunity for rooting.

Chuck: "I heard the dick hog is back in town, I think I'll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the RR tracks and get some."

Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"

by billybadasswv November 4, 2010

Dick Hog

Pertaining to using too much hard drive or disc space on a computer. The first usage of this phrase was mistakenly typed "I can be such a dick hog." The 'C' was mistakenly typed instead of an 'S.'

"I am such a dick hog. I mean, disc hog."

"You're such a disc hog dude."

"Sup disc hog?" "Man. you're never going to let that down are you, disc hog?"

by whoisgringo August 19, 2007

ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018

Dick Truffle Hog

Just as a Truffle Hog's insatiable appetite fueled a devoted and precise pursuit of truffles; a Dick Truffle Hog is so motivated by her appetite for dick that she is equally deliberate when pursuing it.

Anytime a female is aggressively pursuing sex. Whether she employs flirting or initiates physical contact; a Dick Truffle Hog is a woman on a mission to get laid. She only has one thing on her mind and she will aggressively pursue it to the end.

by theMilhouse May 17, 2014

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.

Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.

To deceive or defraud (the system).

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.

Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)

That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)

Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)

by Jack Coleman22 August 5, 2024

Dickhog

A clever alternative for slut. Can be used for a straight female or homosexual male.

That chick lauren hooked up with the entire baseball team; what a dickhog.

by RatMastaFLEX January 16, 2009