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Dickhog

A clever alternative for slut. Can be used for a straight female or homosexual male.
That chick lauren hooked up with the entire baseball team; what a dickhog.
by RatMastaFLEX January 16, 2009
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dick hog

A woman who can't get enough dick and tries to steal all the dick she sees any other woman with. Often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like Ned Beatty did in the movie "Deliverance" at the critical juncture of rooting. She is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. At times, she can be a really good girl to know. She only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the dick is easier to accomplish. The young dick hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. Dick hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a dick presents an opportunity for rooting.
Chuck: "I heard the dick hog is back in town, I think I'll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the RR tracks and get some."

Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"
by billybadasswv November 4, 2010
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dickhound

A girl, usually of the unattractive type, who'll do anything to get laid. Very much like a bloodhound on the trial of a scent. You know the ones at the bar whose legs can barely support their own weight, but still think 'why don't you buy me a drink?' is a good pick up line.
"Dude, that girl from the bar last night was a fucking dickhound"
by Aryan D October 7, 2006
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Antfarm dickhole

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.
Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!
by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016
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Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012
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dickhole

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being
Russ is being such a dickhole right now.
by kevin t. April 12, 2003
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Dickhonk

When someone tries to goose you but grabs your business instead.
Bro1: Dude!? Inappropriate!
Bro2: What? It was just a harmless goose.
Bro1: Yeah, but that you totally dickhonked me!
by Brosefstalin October 20, 2009
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