Truffles 

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"

The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”

Truffles by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

truffles 

An extremely sweet person. Usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. A very affectionate name.

My little Truffles is so sweet.

truffles by DTruffles November 13, 2007

Truffles 

When you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady's name, she shall be referred to as Truffles.

Guy #1: I met this chick at the bar last night
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah, I got her number but can't remember her name.
Guy #2: Oh, so you met Truffles?
Guy #1: Yeah, Truffles was the definition of an Arlington Girl.

Truffles by Fun Johnny May 11, 2009

truffles 

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban

Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!

truffles by bonnet August 23, 2006

Truffles 

a bitch so fine you would do some nasty shit wit

Damn look at that truffles i wish i could C shocker her

Truffles by anthony graves February 7, 2008

truffles 

over drinking over smoking teenager.

your a truffles arnt you?

truffles by Tom wallace May 13, 2005

truffles 

a cat who is a bad bad bad bad bad bad boy. owned by zachary stephen province. an advid nettspend listener

Truffles is a very banner doi keeble cat

truffles by kax doible banner February 11, 2025