" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"
by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017
by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016
by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015
From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
by McMeddles November 24, 2008
A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?
Mick: It's Latin.
by McMeddles February 23, 2014
To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.
Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.
by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010
by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010