Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

Dick Deck by Danky Heel April 6, 2017

Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

Dick Deck by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

Dick On Deck by J-coke da killa September 1, 2013

Deck dick December 

A free pass to slap a guys dick. Guy/girls! If it’s a guy it’s not gay it’s just deck dick December. Girls just need to have fun. Deck, slap, kick, grab, or squeeze. Your choice. It’s a free pass for everyone all month of December!!!

You wanna hide your cock because it’s deck dick December!!!

Deck dick December by Big man 60 October 10, 2019

dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.

Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.

dick decked by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 30, 2015

Dick-decked 

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

Dick-decked by White boy master April 19, 2016

Double Decker Dick 

When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.

David and Gery did a double decker dick and now their in a coma.

Double Decker Dick by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017