Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

Dick Card by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 4, 2010

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dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks

the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card

dick credit card by Bungmangler April 23, 2007

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dick credit card

when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake

galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth

dick credit card by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

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dick debit card

When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.

Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.

dick debit card by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS August 29, 2016

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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