Dick Belt

Belt that has a dildo as the belt buckle. (Homemade Strap-On or Pivot man in a box)
Carl: Matt I like your dick belt, whose shape is it?

Matt: It's my best friend Kyle.
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Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.
Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.
by Garrand57 May 10, 2011
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belt dick

A belt dick is the part of the belt that sticks out after it is fastened around ones waist. It is often because the belt is too short to reach the beltloop, therefore, you end up with a belt dick hard on.
omg she must have gained ten pounds over the weekend. her belt is too short and now she has a belt dick hard on. usually accompanied by slight to severe muffin top
by sweetontweety January 22, 2009
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belt dick

A sexual prosthesis used by men or women usually homo couples.
Go get my belt dick so I can get in that ass
by Doll@ March 11, 2007
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