diarrheactic

explosive diarrhea soothing lotion that you eat when you get terrible diarrhea

john: man, i really need a diarrheactic!

mandy: dude, why?

john: i ate way too much taco salad! it's either the diarrheactic or a diaper!

by clobrtgeesd August 8, 2010

diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

Diarrheating

To explosively secrete diarrhea.

He couldn't hold his crap in any long, so he started diarrheating all over the place.

by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

Diarrhoeatic

A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.

Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).

(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)

by Ronny P February 24, 2010

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

diarrhealicious

A extremely tasty, hard to resist food item that will in all probability give the eater a severe stomach ache and digestion problems.

I better not eat your mother's chile-con-carne; it is diahrrealicious. I will not be able to resist.

by Nickus July 26, 2005

Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.

"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."

by Stefonamus June 16, 2009