diarrheading 

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

diarrheading by demar77 March 10, 2010

Diarrheading 

When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.

Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.

Diarrheading by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019

diarrheaing 

The act of going diarrhea. Commonly associated with: the hershey squirts, explosive bowel movements, porcelain punisher, and generally destructive colon activities.

Stephanie spent all this morning diarrheaing.

diarrheaing by Singingfrenzy November 19, 2006

Diarrheating 

To explosively secrete diarrhea.

He couldn't hold his crap in any long, so he started diarrheating all over the place.

Diarrheating by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

Diarrhexting 

The act of texting while suffering loose bowel movements.

A: Hey, got my message regarding about the dinner I made last night?

B: Yeah mom, I was diarrhexting to people including you. Try cooking better next time.

Diarrhexting by YangBang December 1, 2010

diarrheadonalds

A disgusting, sick-nasty, fastfood chain restaurant that gives you the runs for days and bloody, explosive diarrhea. Also sponsor of the Oklahoma Thunder Thighs.

Chewbacca: JT... is that poop running down your leg?
JT: Diarrheadonalds.. you let me down again.

diarrheadonalds by aggabagga1234 January 2, 2011

diarrheezing 

the act of sneezing so hard diarrhea explodes out of your ass

After eating all that tikka masala, my stomach didn't feel so good, and then when I sneezed in the shower, I ended up diarrheezing all over. Took me an hour to clean. Took some Tilex to get that shit off.

diarrheezing by trannydonkeywitch July 9, 2011