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Deysi
Blonde bicth that is fake asf and has no respect for others property
1:whore
2: Fake
3 : BLONDE WITH OUT BRIANS
4: Steal the boys you like
1:whore
2: Fake
3 : BLONDE WITH OUT BRIANS
4: Steal the boys you like
She knew i like a boy from my classed now she is flirting with him and it not the first time she does this she also did that with my boyfriend #DEYSITHEFAKEFRIEND
Deysi by iloveunicorn@2 February 9, 2017
Designated Dick
n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.
"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."
"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"
"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"
Designated Dick by HayLove September 18, 2012
Unstable Character Design
When a specific character from an animated series or TV show can have obvious but not permanent changes to their look such as: hair style or color, clothing, glasses or other accessories.
Unstable Character Design by Maxamagican June 6, 2020
Designated Shitter
In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'
Designated Shitter by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014
deisian
a student at Brandeis University that does most of the following:
- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957
- Wears a cape
- Found in the library on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights (drinking nights)
- Does not participate in athletics (non-athletic jew)
- Sings while eating at Sherman
- Owns clothes circa 1957
"Check out that kid running into the castle."
"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"
"Yeah, the one singing."
"You mean that deisian wearing the cape?"
"Yeah, the one singing."
deisian by einstein1957 November 8, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026