The low experienced after getting your hair done and it looks awesome the first day and then wake up the next day and try and do it yourself and it looks rubbish. Especially relevant when you've had a fringe cut in.
After unsuccessfully trying to style her new hair-cut herself like the hairdresser had done the day previously, Monica had a bad case of detression when she realised that she was failing miserably.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)