Derpynism 

The act of worshiping a Derp as your own god....

man I don’t know I’m just writing this random bullshit because my friends made this fucking word.

I believe in Derpynism. That Derp is my lord and savior.

Derpynism by wkwnsjjsjsjsjdjdj May 1, 2021

Derpism 

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Derpyness 

The quality of being derpy (i.e. ridiculous, silly, awkward)

noun

A lot of people like pugs and think they are cute because of their derpyness, but most people aren't aware of the breathing problems that pugs and other similar flat-nosed dogs suffer from as a result of negative mutations resulting from decades of selective breeding.

Derpyness by niconiconiconi February 2, 2019

Deryism 

Ongoing and never ending contradiction between two or more persons.

''I'm taller than u''
''No, I'm taller than u''
''No,i'm taller than u!''
''Must we engage in useless deryism?''

Deryism by Pete Spencer June 4, 2004

DerpAnimation

Why are you here?
Better disappear
This isn't a good site if you're under 18
Definitions all written while on caffeine
I'm not gonna lie
Gonna say it applies
I'm writing this as I sip on my diabetes
I mean Starbucks, sorry sweeties
But the point is DerpAnimation is some guy
He makes random animations on the fly
He's some stranger on the internet

He might like some things that get you upset
You don't know him and he doesn't know you
So don't search him up on Google, Bing or Yahoo

Person 1: Wow, he got attention for making trash?
Person 2: I think that's DerpAnimation
Person 1: Ah, makes sense

DerpAnimation by Derpoz March 3, 2019

DerpAnimation

Why are you here?
Better disappear
This isn't a good site if you're under 18
Definitions all written while on caffeine
I'm not gonna lie
Gonna say it applies
I'm writing this as I sip on my diabetes
I mean Starbucks, sorry sweeties
But the point is DerpAnimation is some guy
He makes random animations on the fly
He's some stranger on the internet

He might like some things that get you upset
You don't know him and he doesn't know you
So don't search him up on Google, Bing or Yahoo

Person 1: Wow, he got attention for making trash?
Person 2: I think that's DerpAnimation
Person 1: Ah, makes sense

DerpAnimation by Derpoz March 3, 2019

Derynism 

A word created by an awesome former A* English student

That Derynism is so scrumptiosious that everyone will be saying that shit in no time. Collins dictionary, we coming for you.

Derynism by Rainmiester August 12, 2021