Dermottle 

Dermottle: when you thought you were having a boy, but halfway through saying Dermot you realise it’s a girl. Therefore out comes “Dermottle” followed by a flood of tears.

“I can see the babies head. Here comes our little baby boy....wait...it’s a Dermottle?”

Dermottle by Smiley Shark April 30, 2019

Dermott 

A smexy ass cowboy who can get any girl but he wants the right one. He's a good catholic boy who's funny and has a sexy ass in his jeans. always in a hat and boots his humor will always pick you up no matter what. An amazing friend. Though he gets uncomfortable when you talk about it, I bet the only big thing by his waist isn't his belt buckle. Pretty good at the guitar but just wants to live on a ranch with horses and cows away from everything but family

Omg Dermott is sooooooooo hotttttt........ He could get any girl

Dermotts so dreamy he just wants a wife and kids in the country on a farm

Dermott by gabbymia898 January 12, 2021

Dermott's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.

Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'

Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'

Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'

Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'

Dermott's Law by Leovinus October 12, 2017

DeMotte, Indiana 

Demotte, Indiana is a small town in Jasper County. Kinda a quirkly little town. The towns population is small but very diverse. Wiggers and fake ass " country boys" roam aimlessly down the one long ass road in the lifted trucks that their parents bought them. The most notable thing about the town is the amount of churches and car dealerships. The most surpising thing is the amount of basic white bitches and culture shock of the once quiet little town thrusted into a meth empire fueled by the fucktards from Chicago, and Gary.

Dude I was in DeMotte, Indiana I seen some fagit ass in his lifted chevy blasting shitty rap saying Nigga even though he was almost as white as paper

DeMotte, Indiana by Bloodhands September 12, 2018

drottleneck 

another word for resin, from dog herb

"we'll go get some drottleneck"

drottleneck by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

dermott 

People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.

Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.

Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!

Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.

dermott by Mr. Arsewipe August 6, 2015

Demottie 

Nice personality sexy huge dick and crazy over his female and also freaky in bed talks freaky

Wow Demottie!!

Demottie by EARL grey 347@me January 7, 2017