Dermott 

A smexy ass cowboy who can get any girl but he wants the right one. He's a good catholic boy who's funny and has a sexy ass in his jeans. always in a hat and boots his humor will always pick you up no matter what. An amazing friend. Though he gets uncomfortable when you talk about it, I bet the only big thing by his waist isn't his belt buckle. Pretty good at the guitar but just wants to live on a ranch with horses and cows away from everything but family

Omg Dermott is sooooooooo hotttttt........ He could get any girl

Dermotts so dreamy he just wants a wife and kids in the country on a farm

Dermott by gabbymia898 January 12, 2021

dermott 

People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.

Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.

Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!

Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.

dermott by Mr. Arsewipe August 6, 2015

Dermott's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving OP's genitals approaches; That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later Dermott will compare someone or something to some aspect of his own genital componentry.

Bill: 'You're eating that potato rather quickly'

Ted: 'Careful you don't choke on your spuds!'

Dermott: ' If I could choke on my own spuds I'd never leave the house!'

Leovinus: 'Ah, Dermott's Law in action!'

Dermott's Law by Leovinus October 12, 2017

Dermot 

someones whos fandabulously hott.

look he's so Dermot!!!

Dermot by katidude May 25, 2008

Dermot 

The word used to describe someone who is both cool and really brilliant. People who are described as dermots are smart ,funny and really good-looking. Dermots have so much fun when they go out and everyone wants to be around them. Everybody should know a dermot.

-wow your so dermot!!
-Really?? Thanks!!!

Dermot by katiedude May 24, 2008

Dermot Sullivan 

A Dermot Sullivan is a person who is hott and brilliant at everything

look at him..!!!.yeh he's a Dermot sullivan!!

Dermot Sullivan by personpersn October 22, 2008

dermot 

a fitso that could get it anyday of the week

omg did u see dermot he could get laid anyday of the week by me ahhh

dermot by LauraTheMaster December 18, 2018