Derek D 

Derek is a very kind and loving person. EVERYONE needs a Derek in their life. You can tell anything to him without feeling judged and he’ll be honest with what he says to you. He gives great advice , sometimes it’s too straight up. He’s always there for you no matter what. I love Derek he is the best person i’ve ever met in my life and I never want to lose him :)

~ C

person - “ hey Derek D can I talk to you about something serious ?”

Derek D - “ yeah what’s up you know i’m here for you always ?”

Derek D by Monkey ! March 26, 2023

Derek'd 

The act of being on the giving or receiving end of an abrupt deletion without forewarning.

She deleted you from Facebook and didn't tell you why? That bitch Derek'd your ass.

Derek'd by ShrapnelEmi July 14, 2013

Derek'd 

When you are railed from behind by a guy who is named Derek.

"Damn, last night I got Derek'd.

Derek'd by Father is here September 17, 2021

Derek’d

To non-consensually make love with a woman

You: “Bro I just Derek’d some rando shawty last night”
Friend: “BRO NO WAY!! On jit”?
You: “Yes”

Derek’d by Deez4262 January 25, 2022

derek diamond

A british band that writes and performs very bad songs.

Any band that has a singer that cannot hit notes or sing, or a guitarist/pianist that cannot play their instrument. Generally badly dressed.

That gig was so bad, it was worse than a derek diamond.

My head is really killing today, i feel rougher than derek diamond.

derek diamond by John Ainsley July 12, 2006

Derek Dumper 

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

Derek Dumper by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020

Derek Dumper 

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

Derek Dumper by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020