Depreston

When a person name Preston makes you sad

My friend Preston made me depreston

by M.jacob February 16, 2020

depreston

An extremely dry, boring, person.

Well,I feel like crap. Had to listen to Depreston today.

by rhinomobile December 26, 2013

crippling depreston

When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression

Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"

by Cereal Guy November 16, 2016