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Co-dependent 

Often describing someone who finds all their value as a human being in having a romantic relationship. If they are single, they feel like a total failure and therefore will put up with all kinds of possessive, unhealthy Mr/Ms. Wrongs to bolster their own self worth.

Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.
Debbie said she always knew Jason wasn't 'the one', but still dated him for 7 years. She's as co-dependent as a barnacle.
Co-dependent by Shumado May 18, 2014

Bro-Dependent 

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."

date dependent 

Someone who cannot live without being in a relationship. For instance jumping from one relationship to the next because if they aren’t in one, they don’t know who they are.
Noel is such a date dependent, he can’t back off of girls.
date dependent by m4gically June 21, 2022

Dependisorous 

An extremely overweight military spouse that feeds soley on a military members BAS. Usually caught dining at Buger King, ensuring all orders are King Sized.
Airman Bag-o-doughnuts: Is that Jone's wife?

Airman Snuffy: Sure is! I heard she used to be hot when she and Jones first got married

Airman B-o-D: Yep, that was until she decided to raid the commisary and become a dependisorous. Now the only thing that quenches her hunger is Jones' BAS.

Airmen Snuffy: That's fucked up!!!
Dependisorous by Darkmustang51 February 23, 2009

state-dependent learning 

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.
Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

Co-dependent 

Someone with a need to have a partner or a significant other in order for their lives to feel complete.
girl: i need a boyfriend, i'm worthless without one, i'm ugly
othergirl: you're so co-dependent
Co-dependent by utter_genius August 5, 2008