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trigender demiqueer 

A person who is both male and female but is queer at the same time. Not even Quantum Physics can define how this came into existance. All we can do is follow along because it's 2017 and you cannot assume genders anymore if you don't want a riot.
Oliver: Alex I think I'm a trigender demiqueer
Alex: I won't deny it

Dumqueef 

Dumqueef: (N) A person who lacks the common sense to see something that is in plain sight, or something that is obvious. Usually used as a insult.

Dumqueef: (V) To make a woman queef in an awkward manner

Dumqueef: (Adv) Used to express emphasis on an action, usually implies an exhorbant ammount, or difference.
(N): You dumqueef! That's not weed that's mistletoe!
(V): I dumqueefed your old lady, and it smelled like fish.
(Adv): You bitch slapped your ho so dumqueefingly fast, her weave fell out!

DerpQueefa 

That dumb bish from the hood or any other skeeza, chicken head, knob slobber, or filthy ass hoe.
Ayo DerpQueefa getcha ass in here...and bring me a grape soda.
DerpQueefa by GimmeDatThoat February 26, 2015

Hemoqueef 

Vaginal blood fart
He's more than a douche - he's a hemoqueef.

I went down on my girlfriend, and she surprised me with a hemoqueef.
Hemoqueef by suchatnoir January 29, 2014

DemonQueen 

Someone who's broke but still flaunts those 2 dollars that she/her/they owe me. Adept with sweetbusiness.
Damn she demonqueened me
DemonQueen by PrincessTa March 22, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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