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Dementio 

The paper was rejected because of a serious dementio in the first paragraph.
Dementio by ddbbpp March 16, 2010
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Dementia Joe 

Joe Biden clearly suffers from early stage dementia. He is an empty suit, puffed up by left wing anarchists. Dementia Joe, aka Bejing Biden, Hidin' Biden, The Joe with the Ho.
Dementia Joe had another senior moment today. He forgot where he was and told the crowd they know where he is.
Dementia Joe by Ramseyprice69 October 17, 2020

Dementiacrat 

1. A democrat who denies all logic and reason no matter how much evidence is presented and continues to live in their own clown world in order to further an agenda.
2. A democrat citizen supports a dementiacrat.
3. A citizen who is a delusional democrat.
Person 1: Joe Biden is sharp as a tac.
Person 2: You're a dementiacrat!
Dementiacrat by Poopymicpoopington December 17, 2021
A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.
Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.
Detention by A Human Male July 14, 2018
When you are sick of either three-dimensional or two-dimensional media, so you want to see something different.
Whenever I get dementia, I switch from Super Mario Bros. to Super Mario 64, and when I get sick of both, I crave a fourth-dimensional Mario game, so now I'll have dementia until Nintendo makes that.
dementia by ducus10000 May 23, 2018

Dementor's Kiss 

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.
Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
Dementor's Kiss by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

gender dementia 

A mental illness that makes a person constantly change their gender or makes it impossible to concretely define their gender.
gender dementia by Mochi101 September 20, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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