delphin

are you an idiot. do you not know how to spell "dolphin" ?

i forgot how to spell dolphin, so i spelled it with an "e": delphin

delphin by bitch dressed up as clown. June 6, 2022

delphin

a man with large nipples and a fat ass, capable of swimming at the speed of a drunk dolphin

omg! did you see that? a delphin just jumped out of the pier!

delphin by crack3rjack_ May 25, 2024

lachy delphin 

a loner with no friends who probably always says the joke '' when did i ask '' and always says i'm going to kill himself and says stop pulling and alec who by the way is a sexy beast. simp simp simp for all girls but they thought he was a cabbage patch doll. personality traits include: cabbage, rich, when, chipmunk

person 1: i'm going to kill myself
person 2: shut up stop pulling a lachy delphin

lachy delphin by luka marian September 13, 2020

dolphin flip 

a combination of Lucy (LSD) and Kate (ketamine), from the John Lily experiments

woah man I had a Dolphin flip yesterday and I saw myself in a hundred different timelines

dolphin flip by zippo panin February 28, 2020

Dolphin Man 

He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)

You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream

Like help, let me go, help, let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop kidnapping me dolphin man

Dolphin Man by d.olphin man September 5, 2019

Delphine 

An extremely beautiful woman, usually French. Beautiful enough to replace Mona Lisa's face on Leonardo's painting. Also great at twerking and cooking.

Guy 1: Did you know Delphine is still single?
Guy 2: No way, I'm surprised she's not married already! I would fight a bear and lion for one date with her!

Delphine by PhillyZaddy April 20, 2021

dolphin cult 

u cant escape. stan soobin da 🐬 da 🐬 da 🐬

omg ive been kidnapped ! they forced me into the dolphin cult. i wont be able to escape :(

dolphin cult by soobinsbae <3 November 11, 2020