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Delphinian 

Prophetic, ambiguous, enigmatic and un-explainable.
e.g. Courtney Stodden is a modern day delphinian.

Has something to do with old greek homoerotic hymns.
The Seven Sages of Greece.
Dolphins.
Snakes raping men.
Some dude shot another dude in the arse with an arrow.
Dude died.
Dude's mum got pissed.
Built heaps of stuff. Then tore it down.
Pretty sure there's a Trojan horse.
For some reason I'm thinking of Helena Bonham Carter. I love that bitch.
It's celebrated in a greasy festival call theophania, where they gave food to the imaginary greek temples in the sky made from unicorn foreskins.
Old mythology shit. Apollo, Gaia, Oracles and a whole of bollocking shite from the 8th century.

Bitch , I deserve a bigmac now.
Delphinian by Vaginia Randall November 5, 2013
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Dolphining 

Dolphining is the practice of posting a status message by using someone else's Facebook account. The status message is intended as a prank, and has the purpose of showing the world that the owner of the account was foolish enough to allow somebody else to access his/her Facebook account. Examples of foolishness include forgetting a personal computer unlocked, or leaving a mobile phone laying around.

The name comes from the fact that the status message has to contain the word "dolphin," or be talking about dolphins. This way, whoever sees the messages instantly knows about its nature and can laugh at the victim.

After realizing that he/she has been "dolphined," there is a strict honor code that the victim has to follow. In particular, the message can be deleted only if none of the victim's friends has liked it yet. If the post receives at least one like it will have to be left unchanged and accessible forever, as a testimony of the victim's lameness in allowing someone else to access her Facebook.
Ali has been victim of dolphining four times in the last two days.

Delphina 

A beautiful girl full with curves and doesn't smile as much but when she does, it brightens everyone's day. She can be goofy and shy at the same time. She knows how to present herself well and has a lot going for herself. Shes not very much an attention seeker. She likes to lay low and be all about her. Shes a special soul to be around and anybody would be lucky to have a friend like her.
Delphina will always be Delphina.
Delphina by Shesabeauty April 2, 2017

Dolphining 

The noise in which a female makes when a man's penis slips into the wrong hole.
"Mark, I heard Sarah dolphining again last night. You guys have got to stop using KY."
Dolphining by Teiger May 1, 2016

Delhisian 

A hard working person from the township of Delhi Ohio, but is frowned upon by the snobby higher class township people around them.

Also could mean a person who thinks they’re from the hood but they’re really not.
Those Delhisians are so crazy, all they do is party and cause trouble!
Delhisian by mark is a sneast December 16, 2019
Someone who has a great obsession over dolphins. They hope to be one when they are older. From the time this stage of obsession begins, they try to resemble a dolphin. Wearing all dolphin colors, with dolphins all over. Tattoos, sneakers, socks, and dolphins on shirts. A Dolphinia would visit aquariums all day and just stare at dolphins. They beg their parents to get a dolphin, only the idea being rejected. They try to stay underwater for as long as possible, practicing for the future. One day these Dolphinias will be successful. We just have to wait and see.
Karen is OBSESSED with dolphins. All she does is talk about dolphins and annoy people with facts about them. She is so desperate for a dolphin and she wants it NOW. She wants to be one when she is older...she is such a Dolphinia
Dolphinia by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009
Is that A Delphini?
Whats that?
One of Voldemorts offspring you dumbnut
Omg hazza is such a Delphini
Oh yeah definitly a sneaky bitch
Delphini by Nabbers August 25, 2016