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delivering by Kyle Science December 4, 2017
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Delivering the Dogs
A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom
Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.
Delivering the Dogs by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011
delivering pizza
Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)
He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.
I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?
I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.
I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?
I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.
delivering pizza by tFool2 November 30, 2010
Delivering the Pizza
Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"
Delivering the Pizza by tom pickle March 12, 2011
Delivering the news
When a man eats the entire Sunday newspaper (adds includded) and then proceedes to shit out the newspaper in a printing press style, wrap it up and deliver it to his neighbor.
Dale got up early to finish the Sunday paper, and then he ate the entire paper and was caught delivering the news to his neighbor Jan, who just wanted to look at the Sears Catalog.
Delivering the news by Se7en November 17, 2006
Delivering Cheeks
Delivering Cheeks by CheeksOnMoms August 29, 2010
delivering the sauce
delivering the sauce by Bittysaucemaster#1 June 20, 2017
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