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Delete You 

Completely erasing someone from your life after they have either broke your heart, hurt you, betrayed you, annoyed you, and/or lost you as friend. Burning pictures, deleting numbers,facebook,buddy list, emails, tearing up letters.

Usually accompanied by intense heartache or crying
Anthony- Rachel it is over I have moved on

Rachel {Walks away crying}

Rachel(At Home)- I HATE YOU ANTHONY WHY DID I EVER LOVE YOU YOU ARE OUT OF MY LIFE!! I AM OFFICIALLY DELETING YOU. DELETE YOU!!
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Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny 

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(
Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

I saw it you can delete it now

“I saw it, you can delete it now” is a reference some people would use if person x posted a “cute” picture. Resembling that the picture was only meant for them to see and not anyone else.
*sees girlfriend post a cute picture* *boyfriend texts her*: I saw it you can delete it now

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device. 

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

wii deleted you 

a creepypasta or something about the wii console
Person1: ayo you ever wathed the wii deleted you animatic series?
Person2: what tf is that

i will delete your kneecaps 

if somebody says this to you run
if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps

Delete your account

1. A social meme for when someone says or does something so embarrassing or inappropriate that they should just close their account and go away in shame.

2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.
Hil: Darn those FOIA requests just keep coming. At this rate people are going to find out about www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401781313/clinton-foundation-linked-to-russian-effort-to-buy-uranium-company and who knows what else.

Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.
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