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deanism
deanism by mia_isobelle September 27, 2008
devanism
The act of being so annoying that you become "a Devan".
"A Devan" is also addicted to masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn.
"A Devan" is also addicted to masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn.
Devan: hey what's your name? I like apples.
Guy 2: shut up your now a part of devanism
Devan: apples apples apples apples apples
Guy 3: fuck off
Guy 2: shut up your now a part of devanism
Devan: apples apples apples apples apples
Guy 3: fuck off
devanism by Accidental Anal Man June 8, 2017
Deanism
The profound self-started religion taken seriously revolving the great leader Shweymar Dean led and enforced by pope Henry Haight
Deanism by SweatyBackpack October 31, 2017
Deanism
Deanism:
For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".
You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.
Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).
Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism
For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".
You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.
Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).
Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism
Delanism
a person who enjoys candle wax being put on their privates, and rubs sheep blood on their face at the same time, if you harm someone with delanism, they will think of creative ways to rape you
Delanism by Brian & Ryu May 13, 2005
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