"she leaves so far" nathanism for "she lives so far"
"I'm know visiting" nathanism for "I'm now visiting"
"where family!" nathanism for "we're family!"
"I'll try and see her Wensday" nathanism for "I'll try and see her Wednesday"
"could you pass me the flower to make the cake?" (needs no explanation)
The perfect couple both are funny and loving and when they are together they are the happiest people in the room, if you know two people with these names they have perfect chemistry and should be together. If they are together they are in it for the long hull and will love each other
An unusal additcion to openly steal change from unregistered containers in friends rooms,living rooms,hell...anywhere.... This a fetish and the person commiting these acts usually sticks the coins up his but. The more change the merrier.
Nathanism:
Nathan: Hey Tom
Tom: Hey Nathan
Nathan: Can you get me a beer from the fridge Tom: Sure Buddy
Nathan (change vaccume mode engages....searching and stealing every coin in sight)....
Someone who who follows the doctrine of never being able to tell the truth about anything. A Nathanist will always have a story that one-ups the stories of everyone around him. This may also be referred to as Pulling a Nathan.
A Nathanist always has a story better then yours. Have you ever been sky-diving. A Nathanist has too, but he jumped out of a burning plane without a parachute and used his underwear to safely land instead. He also met Rob Schneider on that plane and they are now best friends. At the heart of Nathanism is the need to be better then everyone.