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degree degree 

How Google translate reads "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
Person 1: *types ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Google: Degree Degree

Person 1: Tf is that?

Dropout Degree 

A college dropout without a degree, yet is typically more intelligent, wise and wealthier than their college graduated peers. The term became popular after millionaire dropout JetSetFly launched The Dropout Degree Show and it became a top 10 podcast on iTunes.
Jon: I don't need college to get a job. Why am I even here?
JoeySendz: yeah bro, screw this lets get our dropout degree and become millionaire dropouts.
Jon: Alright bet, lets do it... im tryna leave the jetset life anyways.
JoeySendz: lets go baby its the jet set way
Dropout Degree by piaheza September 29, 2022

college degree 

Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.
Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.
college degree by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Deedee Megadoodoo 

Fallen police officer Deidre Mengedoht’s name was Wrongly pronounced as Deedee Megadoodoo, Rest In Peace Deidre
News Woman: hundreds gather today to say their final goodbyes to this fallen Louisville police officer Deedee Megadoodoo. I'm sorry...

3rd degree blowout 

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.
Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
3rd degree blowout by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007

Wikipedia Degree 

When the bulk of one's knowledge in a particular subject has been obtained from Wikipedia.
Joe: I hear Frank split the atom in his basement!
George: Yeah, he's got his Wikipedia degree in Nuclear Physics.
Wikipedia Degree by Lord Spen July 18, 2010