deformity 

An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional. Deformities are basically birth defects.

My cousin has a deformity. He must be retarded.

deformity by Wills0 June 20, 2009

Deformity 

de·form·i·ty   dih-fawr-mi-tee  Show IPA
–noun,plural-ties.
1.
the quality or state of being deformed, disfigured, or misshapen.
2. Lucia Cap

Girl - "EW! did you see Lucia's face today?"
Boy - "yeahh she looks like that every day. she's such a deformity"

Deformity by Rosa Linda March 29, 2010

Deformity 

Colloquial term used by the Kazaks, Eastern Europeans, and Baltics to explain why their arms looks disporportionately massive compared to the rest of their body.

See also: Steroid abuse

Damn did you see Arthur Makarov's arms? That guy used his 'deformity' to his advantage

Deformity by bruce1337 November 29, 2022

deformian 

A person who looks and acts weird to a level that makes you question their belongingness to both society and humanity.

Yo dude I heard that the deformians were getting rowdy on the band bus.

deformian by deformiancentral August 28, 2023

Deformation Docking 

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

Deformation Docking by DDdocking October 20, 2008

deformatory 

1. A place whereby an individual has been sent to be deformed (physically, intellectually, morally or spiritually);

2. A twisted asylum or prison insistent upon capital punishment and reprogramming.

3. A technical death metal band from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

John was sentenced to 5 years in Arkansas' State Deformatory.
He has never been the same. His face is barely recognizable and he babbles incoherently about an extra-dimensional invasion that is set to happen on December 12, 2012.

He's been deformed.

deformatory by FacelessUnknown August 6, 2011

Magnum Deformis 

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.

Alright students; Go to page 69, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.

Magnum Deformis by Pablo's Friend October 29, 2022