Dewormitate 

To act as if one has founds worms in one's fast food and then ceremoniously remove them through fake levitation.

With a sly look and a quick flourish, Ed dewormitated the french fries

Dewormitate by Bevo Nostro February 17, 2024

decorpitate 

(v.)
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.

1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.

decorpitate by Madler September 24, 2005

dearmitated

The removal of a person(s) arm by force

The clown dearmitated and killed that boy

dearmitated by Dearmitated August 17, 2017

Defirmitate 

soften, go soft. Used by illiterate juvenile criminals to describe something that has gone from hard to soft.

I like dipping my bread in my soup, it makes tbe crust, like, defirmitate, so it's easier to eat.

Defirmitate by Fallax_Shinobi April 16, 2024