Dewormitate 

To act as if one has founds worms in one's fast food and then ceremoniously remove them through fake levitation.

With a sly look and a quick flourish, Ed dewormitated the french fries

Dewormitate by Bevo Nostro February 17, 2024

decorpitate 

(v.)
1. To remove the body from the head.
(This is more appropriate than decapitate because we think of a person as his head. You can cut off my legs, hands, etc. and I will still be me as long as I have my head.)
2. To remove the body from any of its parts.
3. To remove a head of state from power.

1. Willard was decorpitated upon his conviction in the in the gruesome murders of the Merkin children.
2. I used to date a drunk who collected power saws until he decorpitated my hand.
3. Saddam Hussein was decorpitated long before his capture by US troops.

decorpitate by Madler September 24, 2005

dearmitated

The removal of a person(s) arm by force

The clown dearmitated and killed that boy

dearmitated by Dearmitated August 17, 2017

Defirmitate 

soften, go soft. Used by illiterate juvenile criminals to describe something that has gone from hard to soft.

I like dipping my bread in my soup, it makes tbe crust, like, defirmitate, so it's easier to eat.

Defirmitate by Fallax_Shinobi April 16, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022