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Deford (town)
A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.
Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020
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Joel: What a deformed ham!
Fenno: I'd still hit that.
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