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Deford (town)
A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.
Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020
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deford • Deford (town) • chris Deford • De Forde • deforestation • deformed • deformity • Defooded • Deforest • deformed nugget
chris Deford
chris Deford by 8745827154857 September 20, 2010
Deformed Ham
Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.
Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!
Joel: What a deformed ham!
Fenno: I'd still hit that.
Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!
Joel: What a deformed ham!
Fenno: I'd still hit that.
Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014
denford
Man: Wow!
Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!
Man: I did once want to be an actor...
Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!
Man: I did once want to be an actor...
denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010
deforktive
in programming the imperfect or faulty use of the fork() function (e.g. while(true) fork();), or just bad programming in general.
deforktive by mjpalm21 May 28, 2014
deformian
A person who looks and acts weird to a level that makes you question their belongingness to both society and humanity.
deformian by deformiancentral August 28, 2023
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