m1z_w1z_11's definitions
Overated system for determining a students intelligence but on occasion it does reflect a person's brain power. Designed primarily for parents and children with weak egos. Generally ignored by students with actual intelligence.
Mark: My GPA is 3.98, everyone will soon love and respect me.
Dave: (Punches Mark)
Mark: Um.....My GPA is only a general indicator of my ability to navigate the school system and irrelevant to my actual intelligence.
Dave: Your getting smarter everyday.
Dave: (Punches Mark)
Mark: Um.....My GPA is only a general indicator of my ability to navigate the school system and irrelevant to my actual intelligence.
Dave: Your getting smarter everyday.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005
Get the GPAmug. Years ago famed poet Carl Sandberg wrote of Chicago, "Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders..." Unfortunately the Chicago of today is more the city of small shoulders with it's severely outdated mayor and politics, endless road construction, constant beach closings, it's perpetually losing sports teams, insane parking fees, a losing city mantra - 'The second city', pseudo intellectuals, and a constant stream of boring suburbanites driving boring SUVs.
Dave: Hey lets vist a city.
Ben: How about Chicago?
Dave: What does Chicago have?
Ben: Ummm.....hmmm, good point.
Dave: How about Seattle, Boston, San Diego, or Tampa.
Ben: Sounds great.
Ben: How about Chicago?
Dave: What does Chicago have?
Ben: Ummm.....hmmm, good point.
Dave: How about Seattle, Boston, San Diego, or Tampa.
Ben: Sounds great.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005
Get the Chicagomug. The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.
Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005
Get the Deflationmug. Someone to be pitied. A lost soul perpetually waiting for the arrival of a once in a millenium alignment of good management, coaching, and injury/error free players. A person duped by a wonderful ballpark and team owners into accepting consecutive seasons of failure. A drain on Chicagos economy because they waste so much time, energy, and money going to day games.
Boss: Where's Mark?
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
Bob: He went to the Cubs game last night.
Boss: He's a Cubs Fan? Oh, well I guess I'll be getting nothing out him during baseball season.
Bob: I'm going to a WhiteSox game this weekend.
Boss: That's great. Take Friday off if you want since your ahead on your work anyway.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 20, 2005
Get the Cubs Fanmug. An adaptation of John Bradshaws theory of 'Inner Child'. Basically it means everyone has an Inner Thug that wants to get out. It sometimes expresses itself through a fascination with Hip Hop and Grand Theft Auto. Simply another term to describe the uncivilized part of our natures and the desire to be lawless.
John: I'm going to cap his ass!
Dave: Your white, your not going to do anything.
John: Your right. That was my inner thug talking.
Dave: Let's go play GTA.
John: Cool.
Dave: Your white, your not going to do anything.
John: Your right. That was my inner thug talking.
Dave: Let's go play GTA.
John: Cool.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005
Get the Inner Thugmug. A free form of impressionistic poetry using the underground hacker lingo called 'Leet'(1337). Adapted from the traditional Japanese form that uses 17 total syllables divided into three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 except 133+ haiku is more free form.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 11, 2005
Get the Leet Haiku (|_|-|)mug. A simplistic acronym meaning "What Would Jesus Do" originally adopted by well meaning Christians who wanted to express their desire to follow Christ in a primitve way. Never had much social impact. The letters can actually mean other things, like: 'Who Was James Dean' or 'Who Was Jack Dempsey' or 'Who Was J.D. salinger' or 'Who Was J.D. rockefeller' or 'What Was Juris Doctorate'.
Johnny: Hey look at my new wrist band it says 'WWJD'
Mike: Wow, I didn't know you were a Christian.
Johnny: I'm not, it stands for 'Where Was the Jack Daniels'
Mike: Wow, I didn't know you were a Christian.
Johnny: I'm not, it stands for 'Where Was the Jack Daniels'
by m1z_w1z_11 September 26, 2005
Get the WWJDmug.