m1z_w1z_11's definitions

Inner Thug

An adaptation of John Bradshaws theory of 'Inner Child'. Basically it means everyone has an Inner Thug that wants to get out. It sometimes expresses itself through a fascination with Hip Hop and Grand Theft Auto. Simply another term to describe the uncivilized part of our natures and the desire to be lawless.

John: I'm going to cap his ass!
Dave: Your white, your not going to do anything.
John: Your right. That was my inner thug talking.
Dave: Let's go play GTA.
John: Cool.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005

Leet Haiku (|_|-|)

A free form of impressionistic poetry using the underground hacker lingo called 'Leet'(1337). Adapted from the traditional Japanese form that uses 17 total syllables divided into three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 except 133+ haiku is more free form.

n00b 90+ pwn3d
j00 60+ sk0013d
n00b $1 @ t00l

by m1z_w1z_11 September 11, 2005

GPA

Overated system for determining a students intelligence but on occasion it does reflect a person's brain power. Designed primarily for parents and children with weak egos. Generally ignored by students with actual intelligence.

Mark: My GPA is 3.98, everyone will soon love and respect me.
Dave: (Punches Mark)
Mark: Um.....My GPA is only a general indicator of my ability to navigate the school system and irrelevant to my actual intelligence.
Dave: Your getting smarter everyday.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

SAP

Spoiled American Princess-Typical american girl who thinks she should be worshipped and adored like a queen. Demands attention wherever she goes and pitches huge bitch-fits if she doesn't get her way right away. Can't accept competition of any sort or that other girls may have something that she doesn't. A product of poor baby boomer parenting.

Janice: Uh oh, here comes Kerry.
Mark: What's wrong with her.
Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005

Useless

The end result of going through the American educational system.

Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005

College Duh-gree

A highly overated piece of paper recieved by a student who completes four years or more of college with at least a C average in a specified field of study. Anybody with a pulse and a valid social security number can get one.

Mike: Hey I graduated, give me my College Duh-gree!
Dean: Here you go sucker, I mean future donating alumni.
Mike: Thanks, I feel superior already.
Dean: A Superior idiot maybe...I mean,uh,superior individual.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005

Chicago

Years ago famed poet Carl Sandberg wrote of Chicago, "Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders..." Unfortunately the Chicago of today is more the city of small shoulders with it's severely outdated mayor and politics, endless road construction, constant beach closings, it's perpetually losing sports teams, insane parking fees, a losing city mantra - 'The second city', pseudo intellectuals, and a constant stream of boring suburbanites driving boring SUVs.

Dave: Hey lets vist a city.
Ben: How about Chicago?
Dave: What does Chicago have?
Ben: Ummm.....hmmm, good point.
Dave: How about Seattle, Boston, San Diego, or Tampa.
Ben: Sounds great.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005