Noun
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!
"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."
by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006
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Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

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by fretbuzz August 30, 2016
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The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.
I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter
by XxLorDxX November 21, 2010
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To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
by Cliff Dickens January 05, 2004
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dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)
by I <3 Mike Hunt September 26, 2007
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