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Most definitely never, ever EVER going to happen.
Your good friend: "You and that girl are cute together!"
You: "Def-not."
def-not by Logan Hahn February 14, 2009

pos not def 

Girl: Are you gonna sleep with Matt tonight?
Girl 2: Pos not def
pos not def by cmoll9 May 25, 2011
a crackhead meme page o n insta who is a despreate simp.
hey do you follow defnotw??

yes his posts are sooo good

stop fucking lying
defnotw by iforgo July 17, 2021

defnotadwtstan 

the best person on earth and also #1 sapnap and punz stan
person 1: omg did you see what defnotadwtstan posted??
person 2: not yet, can you show me please!?
defnotadwtstan by sapnapstan December 22, 2021

defnotjannetsspamlol 

The loveliest, prettiest, and funniest person alive istg
Hey, do you know β€˜defnotjannetsspamlol’?
Omg, yes!!! I love her sm!! Her content is so cute and relatable

defnotafamilyshow27

the hottest fanpage on tik tok. literally the loml.
π‡πšπ«π«π² 𝐬𝐭𝐲π₯𝐞𝐬: yo defnotafamilyshow27 makes some pretty great content.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their β€œget rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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