Decameter 

1 decameter = 100 meter
Also the size of doggo's pp

The length of this rod is 1 decameter

Decameter by watapak November 17, 2021

Lady Demeter

‘I love you
This is true,

But baby,

I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)

The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx

“Lady Demeter.......she’s a restless soul, trouble bound” Tim Armstrong wrote!!

Lady Demeter by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

Demeter

Demeter (Ceres) is the sister of Zeus.

Demeter is the goddess of corn.

Demeter by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

Decimeter peter by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

decanter 

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.

decanter by Angelus January 27, 2005

human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.

Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.

human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008

dinameter 

When your girl is trying to describe the "diameter" of something and says "di-nameter

"The dinameter of the hole, was the same as my pinky finger."

dinameter by Bungtown June 6, 2017