Dear God

Used in any situation

My girlfriend cheated on me? Dear God

Teacher won't stop yelling Dear God

by MyNameIsChipsAhoy October 10, 2018

Dear God No.

An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".

To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345

Dear God No.

Not So Sincerely,
Sender

by Psychoticlife September 28, 2020

oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble

oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Dear god, NO god!

The expression to use when utter horrifying events, in a movie or real life, leave you with a horrifying feeling and you wish nothing more than for god to erase that event from existence.

Logan: DEAR GOD, NO GOD! aj: *gag noise* mike: what!?. . . Oh GOD! they all watch as a fat man gets gorilla masked!

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

by lluzam July 9, 2009