Dear God No.

An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".

To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345

Dear God No.

Not So Sincerely,
Sender

by Psychoticlife September 28, 2020

Dear god, NO god!

The expression to use when utter horrifying events, in a movie or real life, leave you with a horrifying feeling and you wish nothing more than for god to erase that event from existence.

Logan: DEAR GOD, NO GOD! aj: *gag noise* mike: what!?. . . Oh GOD! they all watch as a fat man gets gorilla masked!

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007