dead hooker 

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.

dead hooker by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Dead Hooker 

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

Dead Hooker by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

Dead Hooker 

Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.

Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.

Dead Hooker by bubbz September 16, 2005

Dead Hooker 

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

Dead Hooker by skyyris December 29, 2004

dead hooker unit

The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.

A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?

dead hooker unit by BrockLi August 24, 2006

dead hooker capacity 

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

dead hooker capacity by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

Dead Hooker Storage 

the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.

-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!

Dead Hooker Storage by DeadHookerStorage February 4, 2010