blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 06, 2005

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red bank

Home of Kevin Smith and sight of the "New Jersey trilogy," consisting of all five Jay and Silent Bob movies.

I'm bored. Let's hit Red Bank and chill on broad street.

by mei0023 April 06, 2005

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on point

1.) On top of things, in control of the situation

2.) Incredibly good-looking, referring to males

She ran exactly on schedule... she's on point.

Holy SHIT he's on point! Look at that ass!

by mei0023 April 06, 2005

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motaba

1.) The fictional disease, based loosely off Ebola, which appeared in the movie Outbreak. It was later referenced in an episode of Clerks: the Animated Series.

2.) Any "bug" which afflicts masses of people living in close proximity--typically college dorms, offices, etc--with no explainable cause or origin.

3.) A "bug" which is more psychological than physical, and spreads rapidly amongst people with little to no physical contact.

1.) "With God as my witness, Monkey, you will NOT infect this town with your deadly Motaba virus." - Randall, Clerks

2.) "The entire third floor of Palevsky Central Hall is infected with some kind of Motaba Virus or something--they've all been vomiting for two days. Wonder who started it."

3.) "Steve hasn't been in Japanese class for nearly a week but I could've sworn I saw him with his new Asian girlfriend. Must be the deadly Motaba virus."

by mei0023 May 04, 2005

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jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.

Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.

by mei0023 April 06, 2005

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