dead hooker

Riding in the trunk of someone's car due to lack of room.

Erika's tiniest, she gets to ride dead hooker.

by mei0023 April 07, 2005

donkey ass

Adj. Cheap, poorly made, ghetto.

I got this donkey-ass car that fell apart on the thousandth mile.

by mei0023 April 07, 2005

on point

1.) On top of things, in control of the situation

2.) Incredibly good-looking, referring to males

She ran exactly on schedule... she's on point.

Holy SHIT he's on point! Look at that ass!

by mei0023 April 06, 2005

red bank

Home of Kevin Smith and sight of the "New Jersey trilogy," consisting of all five Jay and Silent Bob movies.

I'm bored. Let's hit Red Bank and chill on broad street.

by mei0023 April 07, 2005

blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 06, 2005

gaper

A girl who's slept with so many men that her anus and/or vagina is stretched beyond normality, thus "gaping"

She's not a virgin, she's a damned gaper.

by mei0023 April 07, 2005

motaba

1.) The fictional disease, based loosely off Ebola, which appeared in the movie Outbreak. It was later referenced in an episode of Clerks: the Animated Series.

2.) Any "bug" which afflicts masses of people living in close proximity--typically college dorms, offices, etc--with no explainable cause or origin.

3.) A "bug" which is more psychological than physical, and spreads rapidly amongst people with little to no physical contact.

1.) "With God as my witness, Monkey, you will NOT infect this town with your deadly Motaba virus." - Randall, Clerks

2.) "The entire third floor of Palevsky Central Hall is infected with some kind of Motaba Virus or something--they've all been vomiting for two days. Wonder who started it."

3.) "Steve hasn't been in Japanese class for nearly a week but I could've sworn I saw him with his new Asian girlfriend. Must be the deadly Motaba virus."

by mei0023 May 04, 2005