Dead Turtle 

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

Dead Turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Two Dead Turtles 

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

Two Dead Turtles by -nuthin June 18, 2025

deadturtle 

verb - To throw dead turtles at someone, a group of people, or an inanimate object(s). Usually done to produce negative effects.

"Bob deadturtled Bobby after finding out that Bobby is part of the 1%"

deadturtle by the mcpickleferret November 20, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022