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deadturtle

verb - To throw dead turtles at someone, a group of people, or an inanimate object(s). Usually done to produce negative effects.
"Bob deadturtled Bobby after finding out that Bobby is part of the 1%"
by the mcpickleferret November 20, 2011
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deadturkey

This is done by pushing your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show your friends.
Tom likes to get wasted and show his dead turkey to everyone at the party.
by d bo April 22, 2004
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Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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