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verb - To throw dead turtles at someone, a group of people, or an inanimate object(s). Usually done to produce negative effects.
"Bob deadturtled Bobby after finding out that Bobby is part of the 1%"
by the mcpickleferret November 19, 2011
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A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: β€œDude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: β€œYou lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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