deadturtle 

verb - To throw dead turtles at someone, a group of people, or an inanimate object(s). Usually done to produce negative effects.

"Bob deadturtled Bobby after finding out that Bobby is part of the 1%"

deadturtle by the mcpickleferret November 20, 2011

deadturkey 

This is done by pushing your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show your friends.

Tom likes to get wasted and show his dead turkey to everyone at the party.

deadturkey by d bo April 22, 2004

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway 

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gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

Dead Turtle 

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

Dead Turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017