Dead Sock

The laundry equivalent of burial at sea- no longer salvageable let alone wearable

I was half asleep until I did the laundry smell test- Eyes wide opened from the sharpest dead sock this side of an Crohn's diseased rhino

by joshingster December 03, 2011

dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.

PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!

by Telephony August 20, 2013